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Dick Hertz, self-mutilating testicle shooting a-hole

9 Feb

Dick Hertz (artist's rendering)

There must not be enough violence in Call of Duty and Halo. Because one 17-year-old kid needed a little more. So to get a thrill, he duct taped a loaded pistol to his leg. The a-hole, of course, pointed the business end of the gun up. And wouldn’t ¬†you know, the weapon fired, blowing a hole in the guy’s balls. The unnamed boy (we’re calling him Dick for several reasons), was rushed to the hospital, and is recovering. When asked to comment, the boy said, “I thought it would be cool” in a very high voice.