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Adrian Peterson, modern-day slave a-hole

16 Mar

Multimillion-dollar NFL running back Adrian Peterson recently referred to himself as a “slave.” He thinks the way the NFL is run that the owners are the Massas and he and his 1,700 ¬†footballing friends are pickin’ cotton in the field. Well, Adrian, allow us to correct you. You are not a slave, you are an a-hole. Slaves, if you recall, worked seven days a week, and got paid nothing. You work one day a week and make millions. Slaves couldn’t find employment elsewhere, you are free to find a job as a gas station clerk or a WalMart greeter or the host of NFL Today. Slaves were beaten mercilessly by their owners. Your owners give you swank private jets, posh hotels and all the chicks you’ll ever want. So no, you are not a slave. You are spoiled little brat.